This is basically how the conversation went...
Evan: I've been finding a lot of cool stuff at the Dollar$Mart. (The Dollar$Mart is the ONE store in Upland. It has a huge pegboard wall of stuff for a dollar and then some household and grocery items.)
Megan: Really? Like what?
Evan: They have these infant neck pillows there...
Megan: Yeah, they actually have those lots of places.
Evan: Yeah, well, I'm talking about the Dollar$Mart. That's the only place I've been to lately.
Megan: (laughing) How often do you go to the Dollar$Mart alone?
Evan: I don't know...I was there today. They have these cool lighters too. They're double-barreled shot guns.
Seriously?! It was funny.